Monday, January 23, 2006

What Goes In. Goes Out. Dammit.

During the journey back home, my stomach gave me problems.
[I almost turned Green!!]
From the moment I set foot at home, to the loo I charged...!!! (Yep! You guessed it- diahoera)
BUT!! Do not be alarmed people... It's due to the medication I'm in again. Yeah. This medication, when taken, will give me bad bad tummy aches. I think I mentioned this before. So, people who went to Pastamania for lunch today, pls do not be alarmed.
(Just in case you're wondering, I went to the loo for a total of 5 times!! And now, My A** is painful!!!) hahha..sorry for the expletives!! [Suitable for viewers at from 14 onwards.]

After the Toilet Visiting Saga ended, I went to the Library. Spend quite a peaceful time there. However, I was mentally interrupted by this uncle in the library. You see, I was browsing my way through the shelves for books. Then, as I walked past this uncle, he stood up and.....Get this Right...he FARTED!!! For a whole 3 Seconds!!! YUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Gross Beyond recognition Gross!!!! He basically scared the living daylight of the aunty who was sitting next to him. I, quickly went to other shelves for shelter from the German Gas. GAWD!! Doesn't he have the decency to at lease let it go in the toilet!! OH man...!!! Just by talking about it, irks me so!!! Blah!!

Back to more worth topic to talk about.

Aft sch, SK, Trish, Jess, Kelly, Sam, Edna, Ting Ha, Shi Ting and Kai Ying went to Pastamania for lunch. Trish and me had not much cash with us altho' it's the start of the week. [You all can call Me and Trish as the Most Pathetic People Ever. No Offence Trish.] We just didn't have enough cash with us. Hmph. Anyway, aft lunch, went walk2 around the ever-so-boring J8. Went to Popular, Sembawang Music Store and Mini Toons. The most Pornographic trip was at Mini Toons. I mean, as I entered the store, Sam called us to have a look at this soft toy/tissue holder. It was none other than a babe in bikini and guy in trunks. But, both had their [Whistle] protruding [as what Edna put it]. Yea. Go figure. The girl, with her N***les and the guy with his manhood. Yea. Awfull. I was so confused to why on earth Mini Toons are selling those things!!! Yuck!!! Then, SK took a very very obscene pic. Don't think I want to mention what. Eeww!!!

Today, I learned a new Short form. It's STFU. To me, I thought it was Shi Ting F*** U. But I was so wrong.... She said it means Shut The F*** Up! WOW!!!! Hmm... Interesting!!!! Cool!!!
hahah [Shi Ting, No Offence. It's all for Fun Joy and laughter. hahah] Ok, till then...RSO.
[Rina Signing Off. Hahah Oh Boy!!!]

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